From: Gov. Sarah Palin
To: 1st Dude, Todd Palin
Date: 3/7/08
Subject: Toaster Strudel

Todd

Piper tried making pancakes but there god AWFUL! Can you pick up some toaster strudel at the groccery store?  Open the other boxes and take the icing packets, they never give you enuf. 

Love ya,
;)

From: Gov. Sarah Palin
To: Janice L. Mason, advisor to the governor
Date: 2/29/08
Subject: thx but no thx

Janice,

Why did I have to hear from Todd that Lisa Murkowski was also going on The Neil Cavuto show with me?  you know i never would have agreed to do the show had i known murCOWski was going on too.  Tell Neil thx but no thx.  if he asks why tell him its because the iditerad is tomorrow and i have to be there.  (And if Lisa asks why im not coming tell her im saying hi to her family at the dog race LMAO).

-Gov. Sarah

From: Gov. Sarah Palin
To: Prof. Laurence Fleishacker, Science Dept. Chair, University of Alaska
Date: 4/21/08
Subject: in rainbows

Dear Mr. Professor Fleshhacker:

Is there any truth to the rumor that there's gold in rainbows or, at either ends of said rainbows, their lies a pot of gilded medal?  It's no, right??? My little girl Piper was asking me this the other day but the more I thought about how to answer, the more confused I got.  And I was even once a weathergirl!!!!!! :P

Thanks in advance of your reply,

The Governor Sarah Palin

From: Gov. Sarah Palin
To: Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell
Date: 8/28/07
Subject: lion video

Sean,

Have you seen that video of christian the Lion???  Goggle it if you havent.  So amazing!  The lion basically recognized this guy after so many years and gave him a big old hug!This is very important: I want you to see if the lion has a publicist or someone we can get in contact with.  my goal is to get him as the guest of honor for October fest in october.  Don"t fail!!

Your Boss,
Sarah ;)

From: Governor Sarah Palin
To: 1st Dude Todd Palin
Sent: October 14th, 2007
Subject: can levi come???

Toddy Bear,

I need to know your avals for Christmas so I can rent the cabin on Salmon Creek.  Bristol wants levi to come.  you think that's a good idea cause I told her we'd talk about it and she got all fussy like she does and slammed her door. LMK ;)

Momma Bear

From: Gov. Sarah Palin
To: 1st Dude Todd Palin
Sent: 3/30/2007
Subject: plz wear pants

todd, i'm bringing the state house leaders over tonight for pot roast.  spritz the couch with febreeze and make sure you got some pants on.

and if you have time go online to see how to make pot roast.

xoxo Sarah

From: Gov. Sarah Palin
To: Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell
Date: 1/13/07
Subject: gas 4 free

Dear Sean:

When you meet with the bp folks this afternoon try to see if we can get free gas from them.  you gotta be sneaky about it sean.  Ask the one in charge about his kids or something befor you ask for free gas.

Your boss,
Sarah

PS: Do you know how to get into the bathrooms here at the office without the key???  That Murkowski swiped it when she came thru this morning and i really got to go!!!

From: Sarah Palin
To: Subway World Headquarters 
Date: 9/11/07
Subject: Subaway Pleeeeeaseee!

Dear Subaway,

            I visited your location on the Glacier Highway near in Juneau and the treatment I received from your employee Lindsay was uncalledfor.  She demanded I try a green food called guacamoleo which to the best of my knowledge resembled the same goo that comes outta my Piper when she stays home from school.  I lost my appetite at the site of this nasty stuff.  Please remove from your menu at once.

S  ; )

716 Calhoun Avenue
Juneau, AK 99801

From: Erica Fagerstrom, Executive Residence Manager
To: The Betty Crocker Company
Date: 9/28/07
Subject: Hamburger Helper

To Whom It May Concern:

       My employer, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, would like to know if Hamburger Helper can be consumed without hamburger or with a substitute meat.  Though I assume it can, she insisted that I contact your company to find out for sure.

    Sincererly,

    Erica Fagerstrom, 
    Alaska Executive Residence Manager

From: Gov. Sarah Palin
To: Anna Clark Kim, Special Staff Assistant, Office of the Governor
Date: 5/5/08
Subject: whats a blueray

Anna, pls explain the difference between bluerays and regular dvds again.  I think I bought the wrong one.  and also too see if my nugget bucks are still good.  I wanted to drop by the nugget mall after work and pick up some d batteries.

Sarah