Greenville, SC - The two candidates were scheduled for an, ‘old fashioned fist fight’ this morning at, Tommy’s Country Ham House.  The two agreed to fight after knocking into one another backstage during last night’s debate. According to a source close with Romney, the former Massachusetts governor had his watch set two minutes fast and upon the scheduled fight time yelled at his campaign bus driver, “He’s not showing, drive, drive, drive!”

The Gingrich campaign posted the picture below to twitter shortly after arriving to an empty Tommy’s parking lot, with the caption, “@SouthCarolinaVoters , #PussyRomney squealed out of here, looks like we’re back on top bitches!”