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The former Obama residence in Chicago, IL
CHICAGO, IL - President Obama's Chicago homecoming on Wednesday was less welcoming than he expected, as Obama was shocked to learn his Hyde Park residence had been foreclosed upon some time last year.  Obama was in Chicago for a series of fundraisers and decided to visit his old home, only to discover the locks had been changed and a new family had moved in.
     Since his inauguration, President Obama had neglected to make a single payment on the home he'd shared with his wife and two daughters, while the house itself fell into grave disrepair.
     "The place started to become a real eyesore," said Kevin Deckman, who owns a home on the opposite side of the street from the former Obama residence.  "The lawn was nothing but weeds, and there were a bunch of stray cats that would come and go through an open window, I think.  It was a real health hazard.  I had to tell my kids to stay away from the Obama house so they wouldn't catch rabies."

     Ironically, Obama had joked before heading to his old house that the untended structure was "bringing down property values" in the neighborhood, which turned out to be true.  Sheila Kravitz, a retired schoolteacher, tried to sell her home on Obama's block last year but couldn't, as any prospective buyer was uninterested in living next to the decaying structure.
     "They had a TV on in that house that was on 24 hours a day for months," said Kravitz.  "The volume was way up and it was on one of the Spanish stations.  Why would they be watching a Spanish station in the first place?  And then to leave it on full blast?  It's just so inconsiderate."
     Daniel Broyles, a spinal surgeon at the University of Chicago Medical Center, purchased the former Obama home at a foreclosure auction last May and was headed to his kitchen Wednesday night when he caught the president trying to jimmy open the side door with a credit card.  "He came through the door, and we both had this moment where we were looking at each other like, 'What are you doing?'"  When Broyles explained to Obama the circumstances by which he came to own the house, the president apologized and left.
     In Washington the next morning, Obama downplayed the foreclosure as a minor inconvenience.  "Whatever.  It's cool," said Obama.  "It's not like the girls and I don't have anyplace else to go.  So I was too busy creating jobs and killing Osama bin Laden to remember to mail a check.  Whoops."
     Obama added, "If anything, I think this shows other Americans undergoing foreclosure that it doesn't matter if they're irresponsible or bad with money, because so is their president."
 


Comments

fourshoes
01/16/2012 5:38pm

"It's not like the girls and I don't have anyplace else to go. So I was too busy creating jobs and killing Osama bin Laden to remember to mail a check. Whoops."

Yeah, good job continuing the policies left by GWB to get Bin Laden. Um, the job creation? REALLY? More like too busy golfing.

neil
01/16/2012 8:13pm

you really nailed him there! kapow!

truthinfacts
01/17/2012 1:17pm

This story isn't true! No creditable source...I'll believe it when it's on CNN!!! Gullible people...

pam
01/17/2012 1:40pm

Really? You call CNN credible??? God help you!

Alex
01/17/2012 4:09pm

You so much as admit to watching CNN. Obviously, you a liberal. Don't forget. CNN stands for Communist News Network.

christy
01/17/2012 6:23pm

either way true or not... does he really think he will be elected again? Oh help us all if he does!

Jason
01/19/2012 8:07am

LOL, real funny. Let me tell you one that will top that! The article above is totally fake! I contacted the University of Chicago Medical Center and they have no Daniel Broyles working for them at all. No Dr. Broyles no nothing!!! It's a sad world when the crazy radical republicans make up totally bogus lies in order to raise suspicion against a good man. It just shows me that the republicants...ooopppss republicans are scared. Go to the Chicago Medical Centers website and search yourself. If you dont trust that do like I did and call. Have a wonderful day.

BuckOfama
01/21/2012 9:01am

Good man?! Socialist waste of human space

Cheese
01/21/2012 7:31pm

Wow, great job on the research. You should have put that much time into it before you voted for him. You couldn't tell it was a joke five words in? Republicans don't have to make up lies, Barry's record speaks for itself.

Lindasb890
01/28/2012 3:14am

FOX NEWS is WAY more credible than CNN!!!!

Colleen
01/16/2012 5:57pm

This is a crazy story. I cannot find anything about it on the web... what are your sources, please? If they are legit this is disgraceful, but big, news.

colleen
01/16/2012 6:01pm

Oops, I should have research YOU. Didn't realize this was a satirical site!

stacy
01/16/2012 7:52pm

this is not true! this would be all over the real news!!

Neil
01/16/2012 8:12pm

your comment was the funniest part

Lily
01/17/2012 7:24am

Source: SuperTuesdayNews is a satirical website. We use invented names for our stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized.

01/16/2012 8:11pm

Nerddette
01/16/2012 8:12pm

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/obamahouse.asp

Sorry, should have posted the link in the comment, not in the header. :)

Biff Barf
01/17/2012 2:56am

People are posting this on the white house page because they believe it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA

Wendi
01/17/2012 2:44pm

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/obamahouse.asp False story!!

Alexander of Prairie View, Ill.
01/17/2012 3:54pm

This Obama (One Bis Ass Mistake, America) is a complete fool, loon, idiot and a total embarassment on the world stage and to me as an EX-GI. I could go on and on about this stupid animal. When I was in the ARMY from 8/66 to 8/69, I had a security clearance sufficiently high enough whereby I was allowed to see anything I wanted, just as long as I had the "need to know". With this in my, I'll tell you the following without any reservation. I wouldn't trust this idiot as far as I could throw him. And forget about throwing him, I couldn't pick him up to throw him. The effort alone would,t be worth it.

Jay of Md
01/18/2012 4:25am

So do you think you could do better? If you lack so much confidence in him, then why don't you run for office so you can be the new idiot, fool or total embarrassment. I guess the previous president was the pillar of morality to you, hunh?

Vagirl
01/26/2012 11:29pm

Better than this jack leg. GWB had morals period unlike obama.

01/18/2012 8:55am

Do you really believe Snopes????????

Becky
01/18/2012 10:42am

i also agree. Snoops doesn't convince me either.

olivia
01/18/2012 11:58am

you can also go to truthorfiction.com and other sites that are reputable neutral parties, that put the truth where the truth exists. there are plenty of true stories you can use to take obama down. might as well use the true ones. otherwise you come off looking like you'll say anything to bring down someone you don't approve of.

Marissa
01/18/2012 10:31am

This is a fake story. It's also slander.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/obamahouse.asp

And yes, snopes lists their resources unlike this site.

Here's the ABC News article.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/01/obama-makes-rare-visit-to-chicago-home/

David
01/18/2012 9:11pm

Slander?!?! I think you mean libel. Too bad this site is satyrical and would never result in a libel case.... Don't politicians commit slander everyday when talking about opponents, especially in political races?

Olivia
01/18/2012 11:57am

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/obamahouse.asp

THIS STORY IS FALSE. please check your sources in order to put true bashes in. this just makes obama look better when something false is posted against him. there is plenty of true material out there that condemns him honestly.

Dawnna
01/20/2012 6:22pm

Do you people really not know what website you are on? I've been here 3 minutes and already found this on the About Us page:

"SuperTuesdayNews.com [is] mean for the sake of the joke. This would place them in danger of the fire of Hell."
- Rev. Paul A. Andresen,
Marshall, TX
Who are we?
SuperTuesdayNews is a satirical news site launched in January 2011 to lampoon the events, circumstances and players of the 2012 United States presidential election. We are based in Los Angeles, California.

Learn to read folks.

Ann
01/22/2012 9:47am

Do you really think the Democrats would let anything darken the door of Obama getting re-elected? They would make this issue disapper. They have tried to make every discrepancy presented against him disappear, but they have to create answers to all the questions nothing is just there outright from the start. Does that not make anyone doubt from his childhood,college, and until now what in his life is true or made up? His motives have torn this country apart and done nothing to bring it together. He's not teaching people to have what he has he's telling them to be free loaders, will anybody on his well fair and food stamps be able to have a house like he had in Chicago? Nope they just settle for what he sends them in their monthly check and they are born and die the same. Poor ....living on the working classes money. Yes all of your working class money too. He needs to give them a reason to get out of bed in the morning, maybe do the lawn and the upkeep on his Chicago home...
And Dear Jason it's not for Republicans to be scared we should all be SCARED he's duped everyone how much more are we willing to chance for our future?

Wowkurt
01/25/2012 11:17am

When you have to make shit up to promote your views maybe you ought to get better views. This story it a total fabrication. Oh, and for those who believe this story, "fabrication" means "lie."


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