Wow, Palin sounds like she's describing herself:

"Here's another case of an airhead diva going on TV, running her mouth off, sounding like a fool."

As ignorant and delusional as always.

Palin is another one of those racist people who think that because you aren't white, you must be from another country. f*** you Palin.

Poe's Law:
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

Note the word "blatant." Most of your readers will never think to look at the About Us page. Remember, half of all Americans are below the median, and many of the rest will park on it to watch the fireworks.

Could you prove me wrong if I asserted that the satire is really the idea that people actually pay any attention to the opening hoopla? Noone I know does...

u suck

The people commenting on this satirical piece make me ashamed. People have really become this stupid.

Look up "satire" and please sit out the next election. Thanks

What a bunch of dumb fucks.

Omg...Christina aguilera is awesome~! Palin is so cruel :(

This a spoof website that goes out of their way not to make that clear. Both them and the US Weekly site should be sued for slander.

on the "About Us" tab:
Super Tuesday News is a satirical news site launched in January 2011 to lampoon the events, circumstances and players of the 2012 United States presidential election. We are based in Los Angeles, California.

Send all fan mail, hate mail and job offers to supertuesdaynews@gmail.com

Sa devenait très dur à croire à la fin .Je me suis dis y sont fous.C'est pas possible. Mais j'ai mangé mes bas à quelques reprises. Je vous engage toute la gang.

It is a trip to see how many people think these quotes are real. I will bet that many of these think the SNL quotes were really said by Palin. Man, Palin Derangement Syndrome is alive and well...

The fact that this story has been taken as literal and reported on as news proves that due diligence is almost non-existent in the main stream media. Just clicking on the "Front Page" icon at the top of the page would clearly show the reader that this site is pure satire. This should serve to show people that the MSM is not to be trusted to get to the bottom of anything these days.

I've never seen such blatant idiocy. The Left has no clue what satire is. They simply see a story that supposedly pertains to Sarah Palin and SP Derangement Syndrome kicks into high gear.

Angela..... This is the second time in less than 2 weeks that a "popular" lefty media outlet has reported on a satirical story as truth.....Sadly

The reason so many people think these are real quotes is because it sounds just like the kind of thing Sarah Palin normally says. Ignorant, wrong, and with a heavy dose of implied racism. That's what makes this especially good satire. Duh.

HAHAHA. THE first people. HAHAHAH. what tards. HAHAHA.

TOO Bad for your LibTards Sarah Palin's interview with Hannity and criticism of Christina Aguilera NEVER HAPPENED!
But like the good little O-Bow-well Lap Dogs you are, you LIE through your yellow tooth!

If you followed the greatest President EVER, Ronald Reagan he said "Trust BUT VERIFY!

People are so stupid!

There is soooo much irony in this article, how could you NOT realize it is fake!

Sooo funny! Keep up the great work!

Wow, how stupid are the Palin hating liberals? Is it any wonder why they are losing power in this country!

There you go.
Two fine Ammerigans tellin it like it is.
That super-fine looking Sarah Palin ought to make a Presidential swimsuit callendar. She's hot and I can't wit too vote for a pretty girl who ain't ashamed to be a racist. I hope she picks Hannity to be the First Ladyman. I'd give a weeks collection plate to see them two alone in a sleazy motel equipped with hdden cameras.

As an American, I am ashamed and surprised to say that the United States is quite hypocritical. Americans like to say that they love freedom and justice, but here are some examples of where American actions conflict with American standards:

1. The US inspected a Soviet Union fighter jet that landed in Japan in 1976, but protested that China should not search an American plane that landed in China in 2001.

http://home.iwichita.com/rh1/hold/av/avhist/mily/spyplane.htm

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/east/04/02/china.aircollision.03/

2. The Fifth Amendment of the Bill of Rights clearly states that people should not be subject to the same offense twice, but sex offenders can be convicted of crimes and then later be required to register as sex offenders and be held for life under indefinite civil commitment laws even after they complete their original sentences. “John TV” shows that embarrass and punish people arrested on prostitution charges also violate the Fifth Amendment guarantee of due process rights.

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/01/12/scotus.sex.offender.law/index.html

http://www.acluofnorthcarolina.org/?q=due-process

3. The Sixth Amendment guaranteeing the right to speedy trials is violated by holding prisoners at Guantanamo Bay without charge. The Eighth Amendment prohibits cruel and unusual punishments and is violated by torturing Guantanamo Bay prisoners. Whether the prisoners are foreigners or not makes no difference because it violates the intent of the Constitution and sends the message to other nations that human rights violations are acceptable. Taking the moral high ground is difficult when you are immoral yourself. If you want to prevent terrorism, give terrorists a trial, improve airline security, and don’t give out visas easily. Torturing suspected terrorists only recruits more terrorists. Two wrongs don’t make a right.

http://www.historiansagainstwar.org/resources/torture/cohn.html

4. The Fourth Amendment protection against illegal searches is violated by the Patriot Act that allows secret warrants.

http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/webster/090419

5. The Fourth Amendment protection against illegal searches and seizures, the Fifth amendment that allows due process, and the Eighth Amendment that forbids excessive bail, fines, and cruel and unusual punishment are all violated by DUI checkpoints and asset forfeiture laws.

http://detnews.com/article/20091112/METRO/911120388/Police-property-seizures-ensnare-even-the-innocent

6. The Fourth Amendment protection against illegal searches and the Fourteenth Amendment that guarantees equal protection of the law is violated by Arizona’s immigration law that requires police to question people who look like illegal immigrants. Illegal immigration would be better stopped by having a strong border and fining employers of illegal immigrants, not by profiling Americans who look like foreigners.

http://www.salem-news.com/articles/may062010/arizona-law-rs.php

7. The United States criticizes Iran and North Korea for developing nuclear power, but the US helps the United Arab Emirates, India, and Vietnam develop nuclear technology.

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2010/08/07/us_vietnam_nuke_deal_likely_to_allow_enrichment/

8. The USA supports democracy, but has overthrown democratically elected leaders in Iran and Chile. The US also supports countries that do not have religious freedom and democracy like Saudi Arabia and has supported dictators like Ferdinand Marcos from the Philippines, Ngo Dinh Diem in Vietnam, Suharto in Indonesia, and Saddam Hussein from Iraq .

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06353/747165-109.stm

http://www.military-veterans-for-justice.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=10&Itemid=13

9. The US opposes terrorism, but has supported Osama bin Laden and freed the accused Cuban terrorist Luis Posada Carriles suspected of blowing up a plane in 1976.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2001/09/15/osama-qna.htm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2007/may/15/theterroristbushisntafter

10. The United States says that it supports free trade, but foreign companies can currently only own 25% of an airline in the US, while American companies can buy 49% of an airline in Europe.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=atMw6Pzh8Ls0

11. The United States criticizes Airbus for receiving European government subsidies while ignoring the fact that Boeing accepted government tax breaks.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/04/business/global/04wto.html

Maybe it is just human nature, but Americans have always looked for an enemy to blame from witches to blacks to Communists. Today people are aghast that the US had Japanese concentration camps and once allowed slavery and segregation. How will people look back on the treatment of sex offenders, Muslims, and illegal immigrants in the USA 60 years from now?

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/05/opinion/