Green Party voter
Listen up, people, because I'm tired of saying this: yes, I know there's an anti-Obama "Keep the Change" bumper sticker on the back of my Nissan Sentra, and no, I didn't put it there. What do you mean, 'have I tried peeling it off'? Of course I've tried peeling it off - that's the first thing I tried for fuck's sake! The thing is stuck on there for good, and I don't want to ruin my bumper trying to scrape it off, so can we please just drop this?
And please, spare me the speech about all the things wrong with the bumper sticker. I understand just how fucking stupid it is. In fact, I didn't vote for Obama because I knew he wasn't going to be tough on gun control or repeal the Bush tax cuts. I don't want to hear about what Rachel Maddow or Bill Maher said on their shows last night that will refute the "argument I'm trying to make" with my bumper sticker. I don't want to sound like Bill O'Reilly, but seriously dude, just shut up about the bumper sticker already, please.