"I love this country so much, Tim," said Romney, his suit crumpled and stained with vomit. "It's a great company. That's why I'm gonna do my damnedest to work it, and why we gotta fire that other guy, Obama. He's the one that's causing all the problems, that guy. But it's not that I think he's a bad guy. He can park my car, I mean, I'd let him. I'm fine with it."